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Popcorn Balls

  • So yesterday I went to my sister-laws house and we made popcorn balls. All our comments are below. Keep in mind her kids don't understand our ball joke.

  • Her:

    we are gonna be surrounded by balls tonight

  • Me:

    are you gonna touch any balls?

  • Her:

    No, get all the balls

  • Her daughter:

    mom are my balls big enough?!?!?!

  • Her:

    no your balls are small

  • Me:

    I'm not good with balls

  • Her:

    your aunt can't handle balls well

  • Me:

    I'm so not a baller

  • Me singing:

    I like big balls and I can not lie

  • Her other daughter:

    How come Reagan is allowed to touch balls and not me!?!?!?!

  • Her:

    let Addison directorate the balls Reagan, you got all the ball action tonight

  • emma watson:

    gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises

  • emma watson:

    spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger

  • emma watson:

    manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades

  • emma watson:

    gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY

  • emma watson:

    overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas

  • emma watson:

    completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students

  • emma watson:

    delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality

  • emma watson:

    is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet

  • emma watson:

    is also ridiculously hot

  • emma watson:

    is perfect human

  • crusty men living in their parents basements:

    shit

  • crusty men living in their parents basements:

    i feel so threatened rn

  • crusty men living in their parents basements:

    let's leak her nudes

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